{"id":6464,"date":"2013-08-29T12:33:18","date_gmt":"2013-08-29T11:33:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/karo.iwasz.pl\/blog\/?p=6464"},"modified":"2017-08-14T11:47:29","modified_gmt":"2017-08-14T10:47:29","slug":"poczytaj-mi-mezu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/karo.iwasz.pl\/blog\/?p=6464","title":{"rendered":"poczytaj mi m\u0119\u017cu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Wczoraj w pracy kuchnia by\u0142a zamkni\u0119ta po zag\u0142adzie, na drzwiach kartka ZAKAZ WST\u0118PU!!!, obok PROSIMY NIE WCHODZI\u0106!!! (&#8222;A kto to takie rozkazy wydaje?&#8221;, skrzywi\u0142a si\u0119 szefowa), a&nbsp;za drzwiami (podobno) ca\u0142a pod\u0142oga martwych prusak\u00f3w. Mo\u017ce zaszkodzi\u0142 mi smutek, kt\u00f3ry ust\u0105pi\u0142 dopiero, kiedy si\u0119 dowiedzia\u0142am, \u017ce zabija si\u0119 je nie tylko ze wzgl\u0119du na to, \u017ce wed\u0142ug niekt\u00f3rych s\u0105 obrzydliwe (i &#8222;zgromadzone w du\u017cej liczbie wydzielaj\u0105 charakterystyczny, niemi\u0142y zapach&#8221;), ale przede wszystkim dlatego, \u017ce przenosz\u0105 choroby, mo\u017ce unosi\u0142y si\u0119 jakie\u015b miazmaty trucizny, kt\u00f3r\u0105 je zabito, mo\u017ce to ci\u015bnienie &#8211; do\u015b\u0107 \u017ce zaraz po kolacji pad\u0142am na \u0142\u00f3\u017cko i spa\u0142am a\u017c do dziesi\u0105tej. O&nbsp;dziesi\u0105tej przyszed\u0142 Adam, zapyta\u0142, czy chc\u0119 whisky, powiedzia\u0142am, \u017ce tak, Adam przyni\u00f3s\u0142 mi szklank\u0119, a ja znowu zasn\u0119\u0142am. Obudzi\u0142am si\u0119 po jedenastej.<br \/>\n\u2013 Mo\u017ce poczytamy <em>Ba\u015bnie w\u0142oskie<\/em>? &#8211; zaproponowa\u0142 m\u00f3j m\u0105\u017c.<br \/>\n\u2013 Ale ja nie mam si\u0142y.<br \/>\n\u2013 To ja b\u0119d\u0119 czyta\u0142.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/karo.iwasz.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/calvino.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6465\" alt=\"calvino\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/karo.iwasz.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/calvino.jpg?resize=740%2C658\" width=\"740\" height=\"658\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/karo.iwasz.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/calvino.jpg?w=1680&amp;ssl=1 1680w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/karo.iwasz.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/calvino.jpg?resize=300%2C267&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/karo.iwasz.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/calvino.jpg?resize=1024%2C911&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Hahaha! &#8211; o\u017cywi\u0142am si\u0119. &#8211; To m\u00f3g\u0142by by\u0107 koniec tej bajki.<br \/>\n\u2013 To jest koniec tej bajki.<\/p>\n<p>(<em>Ludzie spod Bielli s\u0105 uparci<\/em>, prze\u0142. Jerzy Popiel; w: Italo Calvino, <em>Ba\u015bnie w\u0142oskie<\/em>, t. 1.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wczoraj w pracy kuchnia by\u0142a zamkni\u0119ta po zag\u0142adzie, na drzwiach kartka ZAKAZ WST\u0118PU!!!, obok PROSIMY NIE WCHODZI\u0106!!! (&#8222;A kto to takie rozkazy wydaje?&#8221;, skrzywi\u0142a si\u0119 szefowa), a&nbsp;za drzwiami (podobno) ca\u0142a pod\u0142oga martwych prusak\u00f3w. Mo\u017ce zaszkodzi\u0142 mi smutek, kt\u00f3ry ust\u0105pi\u0142 dopiero, kiedy si\u0119 dowiedzia\u0142am, \u017ce zabija si\u0119 je nie tylko ze wzgl\u0119du na to, \u017ce wed\u0142ug [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[105,100,272,93,46,12,72],"class_list":["post-6464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wszystko-inne","tag-ksiazki","tag-milosc","tag-przemoc","tag-religia","tag-rozpad-i-rozklad","tag-smierc","tag-smutek"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/karo.iwasz.pl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/karo.iwasz.pl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/karo.iwasz.pl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karo.iwasz.pl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karo.iwasz.pl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6464"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/karo.iwasz.pl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9038,"href":"https:\/\/karo.iwasz.pl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6464\/revisions\/9038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/karo.iwasz.pl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karo.iwasz.pl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karo.iwasz.pl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}